you might be a bad mom if...
your son wakes up in the morning and you go back to sleep.
a bit later, he holds two dandelions in your face and tells you he brought you flowers.
you think "oh...mmmmhmmm. that's great"
and then realize, wait! where did he get flowers from?!
and then jump out of bed to see the front door has been unlocked and your son has gone downstairs and picked flowers for you.
hmmm.
and if that's not a reason to win the award...
the other night, we had chicken nuggets dipped in ice cream. cause it's yummy!