Just As i Am...

2.13.2007

not the brightest crayon in the box

please... laugh at my expense:

(in a recent Instant Messenger Conversation with Brandy)

C - i'm fat. i wanna lose 50lbs.
B - if Jared can do it, so can we!
C- how much did he lose?
B - shit tons
C - really?
B - yeah the pants he holds up are always HUGE so, yeah, SHIT TONS!
C - how'd he do it?
B - eating Subway...
C - oh! JARED! omg. i'm such a dumbass. i thought you were talking about your husband!!!

and then brandy laughed until her eyes watered.

and on that note - i'm off to indulge in Two for Tuesday

7 Comments:

At 2:07 PM , Blogger BR@NDY said...

Seriously he lost 245 pounds in a year. See it is a shit ton.

 
At 9:28 PM , Blogger nadine jenine said...

hahahahahahahahaha

 
At 9:32 PM , Blogger Scott said...

What is Two for Tuesday??

 
At 11:48 PM , Blogger Caroline said...

LOL
that reminds me of my friend nora. hahah!

 
At 7:42 AM , Blogger Valerie said...

Too funny!!

 
At 10:14 AM , Blogger Greta said...

that my dear chriselda is some funny ass shit

 
At 11:20 AM , Blogger gloria said...

holy moly!! 245 lbs?!

love me some subway...veggie delight... mmm mmm good.
oh wait, isn't that campbells?

 

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