not the brightest crayon in the box
please... laugh at my expense:
(in a recent Instant Messenger Conversation with Brandy)
C - i'm fat. i wanna lose 50lbs.
B - if Jared can do it, so can we!
C- how much did he lose?
B - shit tons
C - really?
B - yeah the pants he holds up are always HUGE so, yeah, SHIT TONS!
C - how'd he do it?
B - eating Subway...
C - oh! JARED! omg. i'm such a dumbass. i thought you were talking about your husband!!!
and then brandy laughed until her eyes watered.
and on that note - i'm off to indulge in Two for Tuesday
7 Comments:
Seriously he lost 245 pounds in a year. See it is a shit ton.
hahahahahahahahaha
What is Two for Tuesday??
LOL
that reminds me of my friend nora. hahah!
Too funny!!
that my dear chriselda is some funny ass shit
holy moly!! 245 lbs?!
love me some subway...veggie delight... mmm mmm good.
oh wait, isn't that campbells?
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