not the brightest crayon in the box

please... laugh at my expense:

(in a recent Instant Messenger Conversation with Brandy)

C - i'm fat. i wanna lose 50lbs.
B - if Jared can do it, so can we!
C- how much did he lose?
B - shit tons
C - really?
B - yeah the pants he holds up are always HUGE so, yeah, SHIT TONS!
C - how'd he do it?
B - eating Subway...
C - oh! JARED! omg. i'm such a dumbass. i thought you were talking about your husband!!!

and then brandy laughed until her eyes watered.

and on that note - i'm off to indulge in Two for Tuesday