lately i...

* have been staying up at all hours of the night. last night i was up until 6am scrappin' away.

* have been so stressed i have several mouth ulcers (and it sucks to get TABASCO SAUCE ON THEM!!!!)

* have been staring at a stack of CJs about 2 feet tall. April... it's coming!! CJ NAZI

* have been commenting on my "friends" myspace pages. gawd i hate myspace. but i'm bored at 4am.

* have been playing with photoshop like mad! i took this photo of myself the other night after coming home from the "Dollar Store" I was a bit tipsy even though i had only had two drinks. This is because i'm doing the whole ATKINS thing and had no carbs to soak up the alcohol. I then proceeded to play with PS until i got something i liked. this is what i came up with! love this now! wish i looked that skinny all the time.

* have been waiting tables at OG. i usually don't. i just run food. but i worked a double Sunday and when one lady snapped at me during "church rush" lunch hour, i felt like saying, "HEY! that's not very Christian-like!" just to throw her off. people don't have to be ugly to me just because i'm a lowly waitress... i am doing something with my life you jackholes!

* have been wanting to spend time with my little sissies but when i called Saturday night to see if she wanted to go dancing, her mom told me she had moved back to Dallas. WTF? But, we had a bday party at the Dollar Store for Amy's boyfriend. About three girls that work there went to high school with me. How ambitious.

(side note, the term "Dollar Store" is a phrase coined by amy. think about it. a club that would require lots of dollars.) Anyway, funny story. one of the guys in our group really liked this HAWT gothic girl. amy and i befriended her in the loo. anyway, at work sunday night i saw a girl that looked familiar. and i told one of the guys she looked familiar. and then BAM it hit me... she looked like the girl from the toiley. He said, "go ask" and i said "i can't go ask her that. she's with her parents!!" and then told him that if she'd simply take her shirt off and i could decide. haha!

* have been developing a thick, southern, texas accent. very similar to Pickler's. I say naaace (nice), how are y'all do-in, awlright, and awwwwced teh (iced tea). Not to mention that i yelled out "William, can you tea bag me?!" today when i had to get hot tea for a lady. working in a restaurant is so raunchy. it's effin' summer psychos! don't order soup. don't order hot tea. especially not when it's 80 outside.

* have seemed to pick up smoking again. not a big deal. i've had a few over the course of a couple of weeks. and i know stress isn't an excuse. so, i'll put this one out there. i went to the convenience store and found a lighter that said "the ONLY reason i date men inferior to me is BECAUSE that's the only KIND there are." and i had to buy it. so i got some cigarettes to go along with it.

* have been seriously falling head over heels in love with my son. He's getting a little more interactive and playful and just darn cute. this is the fun age. love this kid!!

* have been avoiding school work. argh. i have so much crap to do.

so, with that being said... i'm off like a prom dress!

4 pounds down. 46 more to go....