once again... i can't make this stuff up
ok. so people... I'm nominated for an ALTA which is an Amarillo Little Theater Award for best female lead!!! So excited!! I don't think i'll win, but to get nominated in itself is an honor! So we have our little mini-Oscar night for the theater on June 24th.
so i've been dieting. here it is and i've lost 5lbs in four days.
Breakfast - oatmeal and egg whites
Lunch - my one "big meal" of the day that also has one serving of carbs. and it can't be anything white. so it's whole grain stuff here!
Dinner - tuna or some peanut butter on whole wheat bread
absolutely nothing to drink besides water. and i've done at least 45 minutes of cardio everyday. however, yesterday was my day off from exercising because i was sore and also because i had a ton of friggin' errands to run. one of them was to go to the Tanning Salon since i had gone dress shopping for the ALTAs that morning. My dress is backless and i decided i needed to tan it up.
Well folks, my whole exercising thing came to a screaching halt when i realized this:
falling asleep in a tanning bad is NEVER a good idea!!
i went twenty minutes. butt ass naked. didn't realize it was hot because i had turned the fan on.
sorry i had to expose my fat ass to the www
i cropped the second picture so you couldn't see me holding up the girls
i am in so much pain, i am literally walking around like a penguin.
can't bend my knees cause the backs are burned
can barely wear clothes
and as michelle likes to call me ... i'm "Bloody Mary" oh lord...
at least the ALTAs are a couple of weeks away still!
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Good luck!!
and....
ouch...that's quite the burn ya got there.
Congrats, girl. I'd like to see pics of both your ecstatic winner and gracious loser faces. Actresses practice those before award shows, right?
Too bad about the sunburn.
Ouch girl! That looks like that hurts! Congrats on being nominated!! Love ya girl
ouchie ouchie
you are totally cajun!!!
wow but don't worry
i kind of know everything about tanning there is to know because all my friends do it.you will be completely fine by the time the ALTAs come around. you'll look great.
but stop tanning! at least get spray on. i feel like a jerk but i love you and you look perfect without it.
congrats on the nomination!! thats rad!
but ouchie for the burn! hope ya heal up quick!!
LOL
bloody mary!
HAHAHAshe's EVIL!!!
congrats on the nomination!!!
Congrats!
Sorry about the tanning...that really looks like it hurts. Good luck!
Yikes... 20 mins?!?!? I think Iowa only allows max 15. I go 8 minutes and I am like a lobster. Key word in this situation, aloe vera. I will never drink a bloody mary the same.
YOU ARE AWESOME! Congrats on the nomination, what an honor for your first play!!!!
As for the sun burn... you will look fabulous. Don't stress so much! Just be your gorgeous self and everything will be great.
Congrats on being nominated and yes, the awards are a while away so fear not, you'll be brand spanking new by the time it rolls around.
Take it easy this weekend. And if you have to, be naked. It's a great excuse.
OOoh! Sorry about your burn! That looks painful! I'm impressed you have lost five pounds! Congrats! I think I have gained five pounds in the last week! And finally...that is awesome that you are up for the best lead award!! Do you have some streaming video of you in action anywhere for us to see your award winning performance!! :)
ummm that hurts just looking at you...and good luck darlin!! love ya lots...
congrats on the nomination!
that's so cool!
ouch...that burn makes me hurt just looking at it. Tanning bed burns are the worst . . .
good luck!!
ok, here's whatcha do: vinegar will take out the sting. you'll smell like a pickle, but the sting will be gone. solarcaine is your friend. you can get it at just about anywhere. aloe gel for no peeling.
ouch girl....that is quite a burn you have going on.....
How's Laken I am missing seeing his cute face...POST PICS WOMAN or you will be nominated for mother of the year with me!!
OUCH! Owie! That hurts! Congrats on the nomination!
Congrats on your nomination!!
oh sweetie!!
I am trying NOT to laugh,
but you make it so hard!!
Is it funny that your post reminded me I need to get back into the tan bed? (They call 'em solariums here)
*congrats* on the nomination!!!!
and OUCHIE on that burn, roll around in some aloe vera FAST!
well i had to jump right on over to do all this catching up on your posts since ya told me that you were blogging....hmmm...only one post. so much for you "updating".
but anyway, BIG CONGRATS on the nomination girl. that is fuckin' awesome. can't wait to hear how it goes.
sorry about the sunburn. been there. done that. have you attempted to hop in the shower yet? holy crap!! i'd take a bath if i was you ;)
hugs sista!
thats awesome about the nomination.
that sucks about the burn.
ahhhh! you're so funnny. sunburns sucks majorly. so sorry : (
and congrats on the nomination!!!!!
dude, freaking ouch!
but congrats on the nomination!
Wow, it looks painful, feel better and congrats on your nomination. I hope you win.
OMG.... holy freakin' OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slather aloe on as much as possible!
holy crap!!!! That looked like it really hurts!!!!!
Congrats!!!
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