ROUND TWO BABAY!!!!

ok. i'm not a big sports person. but i LOVE me some NBA playoffs. i also like Hockey and NASCAR. you know how NASCAR got it's name? someone said "hey, that's a niiiiice car!" lmao. NASCAR, get it? oh lord.

anyway, this will be a picture loaded post because i LOVE my San Antonio Spurs beat it up and are now on to round two for the playoffs. HECK YES!!!

i used to have a thing for the Tony Parker dude, but then he got with yucky Eva Longoria. NEXT!?

The photos that follow are just weird photos that i am so thankful for. basically because they were OUT THERE just waiting to be saved as. And now, i'm sharing them with you because i rawk from time to time. and these are just fantastic. make me laugh. teeheee.



Hey kids! play nice!! seriously, sometimes basketball pisses me off. we're supposed to be running up and doiwn the court... not rolling around on it.

point proven. c'mon bruce. this isn't a slip and slide...

Am i the only person that finds this picture to be dirty? look at Big Shot Rob's face. if Tony wasn't leaning forward, this wouldn't be nearly as funny. Gives new meaning to the phrase "Stick it to the man!"

Look! Tim Duncan can palm Manu Ginobli's head. now THAT'S talent!

poor manu. i don't know what is funnier. the fact that his shorts are extended like an "i lost 500lbs on the Subway Diet" commercial, or his facial expression. Sheesh. i hope he wasn't wearing an underwear with any Skid Marks.

In other news: i was watching TV this morning and drinking my nice lemonade. And on comes this commercial for this Mexican restaurant. then all of a sudden i see this

ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to Laken's Dad. he is the one on the right. Imagine my surprise to see him on television at 11am. lemonade almost spewed out of my mouth. This had the potential of ruining my day. Stupid idiot. for those of you who know my saga, you'll understand. for those of you who don't here's the quick summary: alcohol. whoops. baby. no dad. three visitations in the 13months of laken's life. no child support. and then i see him on TV??? i put it on pause and made a joke about putting laken in front of the tv and say "there's daddy." then i drop kicked the televsion. (just kidding)

Horrible thing - laken was crawling around the floor and playing with the cord to my potpurri pot (why is that pronounce "poh-poh-ree" ???) anyway, i said "LAKEN! NUH UH!!" and he stands up, trips on the cord, falls on his face, and then gets covered in hot wax!! poor kid. he screamed. and i flipped out. i'm such a horrible mom. he's fine so don't get all worried.

second horrible thing - So i'm on the phone with Michelle, who affectionately calls me "MARY" because she says "chriselda" just doesn't work for her. Anyway, so i'm walking around the house while talking and i start screaming. she says "Mare? Mare? what happened?" and i tell her that i've stubbed my toe. and she says "So, this has nothing to do with ME. let's talk about me. " and i reply with "YOU BITCH!" lmao

ok. i'm off to surf scrap blogs and kiss her butt so i can get a nice package courtesy of miss burberry girl!!!