gawd, sometimes i humor even MYSELF

I created quite a ruckus with my Untouchable Face Layout over on the Two Peas Message Board
i have no apologies for the themes i chose to scrap. i am a walking Parental Advisory label. but still, i was surprised that the outcome of yesterday's mess was an awesome group of women who supported the art of scrapbooking regardless what you're doing. so long as you're real. just when i was losing faith in the two pease clan... they go and do this!! LOVE IT!

Next - here are some random IMing conversations with my friends who shall remain anonymous
Brynne: i haven't seen Beaches or Steel Magnolias
Me: what?! how does this happen? did your mom lock you up in a room??
B: yes, and my sisters would sneak bread under the door for me!!

Me: i feel pretty. oh so pretty
Tina: lol
Me: girl, i'm so fat i can't even suck it in anymore
T: tell me about it. (insert vomitting smiley) <- that's what i should be doing! T: i think i have a tuma. that's what makes me look so heavy
Me: it's not a tuma (RAK to the person who can tell me what that's from!!)
Me: dammit! i hate it when i laugh so hard i pee. damn post childbirth bladder
T: yup. i've had it since i was 16
Me: i need some depends. i'm about to go strap on one of laken's diapers
T: i used a diaper when my water broke once.
Me: the other day at work i couldn't shake that "not so fresh" feeling pissed me off!
T: you're stupid!
Me: i'm serious... it was in the pitular region. you know, the pits!! BAN BODY ODOR!
T: my cat had kittens. and my other one is pregnant. damn hoochies! the boy cats come wait at the door for them...
Me: who are they getting knocked up by?
T: there are too many to know
Me: remember that time you dogsat for me and daisy came back and performed oral sex on pekeens?? what are you teaching your pets??

thank gawd for instant messengers.... (ok, maybe not so anonymous after all.. teehee)

Also had a short photoshoot with Jessica, my roommate. You can see her photos by clickin' here. It was about ten minutes long and i totally jacklifted Amby's whole railroad tracks thing. but ours have no trees. in fact, i'd be hard pressed to find a tree in amarillo, period. So they are boring. not as good as i'd like but ok, given the circumstances.

anyway, toodle-loo i'm going to bed. sigh