I don't get it....

* why i pluck most of my eyebrows out and then pencil them back in
*what people have against mayonnaise and French fries
*or cheese and syrup
* what is seriously so difficult about putting my panties on in the morning
* why i spent two hours coloring my hair the same exact color
* why people say they are going to BLOW UP a picture. It's "enlarge." ENLARGE!
* Why i lost my daycare assistance because i have "too much college credit" And all of a sudden being more eduacted is a CON?! Thanks Dubya!
* why i need over ten magazine subscriptions when i can't even read my school books and one recreational book. (wait, maybe that's why?? it's all making sense now)
* why fried foods go straight to my ass
* why <--- Sake (sock-eeeeeee) tastes like warm rubbing alcohol and can put hair on my chest * Why it's impossible to keep my mouth closed when putting on mascara * What's love got to do with it? Seriously. Can someone please tell me?
* Why all the good looking guys are gay. or taken. or both
* Why Jake Gyllenhaal hasn't called...
* The need to eat dairy products when i'm Lactose Intolerant...


* Why excessive/impulsive shopping is THE.BEST.THERAPY.EVER (bought myself a photo printer, battery charger for my digi batteries, some DVDs, and scrappy supplies) ---------------------->

* Why fried foods go straight to my ass
* How i juggle school, two jobs, volunteering, scrapping, blogging, and... oh yeah! Motherhood and everything else in between. I'm not tooting my horn here people - i just want you to understand why i've become some sort of MENTAL PERSON! (RAK to the first person that can tell me what movie that is from...)
* Why i can keep a diary for the world wide web to see, but cringe and lose my footing if one of my friends asks me for the URL.
* Why i have to go to school so long just to cut people open
* Why I don't get more mail love .... (shameless begging)
* If you give me your "two cents" and i give you a "penny for your thoughts" ... where did the other penny go?
* Why fried foods go straight to my ass....

JUST ASKIN'!!!!

Thanks for all the swell comments on my last post. I am thankful that i didn't get cheesy responses. It just makes me oh so grateful to have met so many of you great people that can relate to me - can understand that life is more than a pretty scrapbook. This is real people! and i'm so glad i got so many "girl, i'm right there with ya" responses! Thanks! I love each and every one of you soooooooo much! I'm fine though. I was out of it for a day. But life is ok.

In other news - my Brynnie boo is coming to town!!! I love this girl so much. Can't wait to create trouble! I'm taking her out to the bar - cause it's her birthday. We gon' party like it's her birthday. We gon' drink Bacardi like it's her birthday. Actually, her birthday is in March. But hey, we're making sure we start now to avoid the faux pas of missing it!!!

The pics of the CJs i sent out are on TWO PEAS GALLERY along with a shload of other goodies i have made. You just might be on there... i've been on a "scrap pictures of other people kick..." April, i sent out two CJs. Maria's and Muriels. You'll send Maria's out first. Sorry for the confusion! Just trying to stay afloat...

And thanks for listening to me ramble on... and on and on

- chriselda