here ya go...
i am still very much alive! and kickin' too! this will be short because i'm at school. i promise to
update soon! but for now Happy Hump Day!!!
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, " What is it? "
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
14 Comments:
Bwahaha! Thanks, I needed that! Now on with getting through this day.... :)
LMAO that is hilarious!!!!
I needed a laugh.
Yes the shadow on the right IS me and i DO have an ass you just can't see it.... LOL
I'm having Chriselda withdrawls
that's funny!
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Very funny stuff!! Haha.. i am amused for sure.
Scott
lol, i read that a few weeks ago on a forward and thought it was totally cute. the picture just makes it perfect.
MAYBE that took me a second to get. but don't worry, I got it.
BWAHAHAHAHA. FUNNN__EEEEE
XOXO, J
Ha! Love it! :)
Thats too funny! Thanks for sharing!
hee hee hee...
thanks for making me smile girl!
Hahahaha!!!! Too cute!
Love it!
OMG, bwa-hahahaha that'll be Jimmy and I years down the road.
I'm sorry.... I forget what i've told you and what i haven't told you. I mean to have a double life i swear!!
I've had enough stalkers in my life i don't need another one. Sorry!!
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